Metal bands have always been notorious for having long or gnarly names, i.e. Infant Annihilator, Goatwhore, and Iwrestledabearonce are some of the most watered down, safe for web ones we could find that were either gorey, or just reaaaaally long. But this year one band has knocked out viral hit after viral hit for their insane name, stay with us here- ahem.

They’re called Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus- or if you’d like to shorten it, Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, makes it that little bit easier to roll off the tongue.

I am howling

Posted by Ashley Mae on Friday, November 23, 2018

No, we’re not kidding, they’re a very real deathcore band who’ve gone viral again for their insanely long and gross band name. But it doesn’t stop there, who could forget their classic hits “Dicks Out For Harambe’ that incorporates deathly growls with gorilla noises? Artistic genius. Other tracks from their latest LP ‘Gore 2.0‘ include ‘Smoke Break’ ‘Space Cowboy’ and ‘Plague of the Ant-binders.’

Here’s some live footage of them so you know they’re real:

It really does have that nostalgic feel of those weird years between 2005-2010 where metalcore (or y’know, mainly crabcore) bands had those weird song titles, like Asking Alexandria’sI Used To Have A Bestfriend[But Then He Gave Me An STD]”, The Devil Wears Prada ‘Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over’, and really the whole of Attack! Attack!’sSomeday Came Suddenly.’ We should probably leave that time where it belongs, in the past.

What do you think of this deathcore band?

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